Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Emo is the new male..

While growing up, children should always have a manly figure to live up to. This socialisation process has been effectively done by the mass media.
Examples :

  • conan as a role model


  • king kong as a role model



In the last decade, something has gone terribly wrong. There is a new breed of man who call themselves, emo boys,who look like this :










The strange thing is that emo boys,who do look like girls, attract girls who look like girls!
So the socialisation process has gone wrong on both sexes. The girls that are attracted to the boys that look like girls are no longer attracted to the orinal males described earlier..
If emo boys have a baby with emo girls, we will have an emo baby who is very feminine. no worries for a baby girl, but big issue for a baby boy.lol. imagine a baby emo boy :D

What happens if in 20 years time, emo boys become the leaders of our society? What happens if we are attacked by an african tribe with bones in their nose?
Let me tell you what will happen, dear reader who visibly has XTRA loads of time to read my crap :
We will die, because the emo boys leaders will cry and the african alpha males will put their boneS in the feminine emo boys' ass..

Sad world..

The emo boy principle

What if you( a male) are on a deserted island with 3 other persons :

  • A girl who looks more manly than u

  • A full time lesbian

  • An emo boy


If you need to have sex which one will you choose?
--the girl who looks like a man?
No, because she looks like a man. why would you want to have sex with a girl who looks like a man? are you gay?
--the full time lesbian?
No.in your dreams!!that happens only in porn movies. If you,as a man,dont want to have sex with a girl that looks like a man, how can you think that a lesbian would want to have sex with a guy who looks like a guy?
--the emo boy?
sadly yes. Ceteris paribus, this is the only logical choice, because IT is the most feminine THING of the 3.

sad world..

writers wanted

Im looking for guest writers for this blog. The post subjects should be about

  • porn

  • alcolhol

  • women

  • mms scandals

  • nonsense

  • porn

  • cars that make a lot of noise

  • guys that are not gay but like it when other men look at them

  • porn

  • the demographic nature of the web

  • lazyness

  • thing that can be done instead of working, like updating one's blog only when there is a job that has to be completed

  • use of spiders in the internet age, should we kill all spiders?

Google is evil...

hello! this blog is on google!!! wow! if you type "blogtorma" in google, it finds posts from this blog!! amazing! I should note that the first suggestion of google is "Did you mean: blogtor "?
As if google is sure that the user who looks for "Blogtorma" is making a typing mistake!

anyway im not an expert in Search engine referencing, but from what i read, a site is referenced on google IF there are links from other sites to the site. no one has linked to this blog. the more the links, the higher the site will appear in the rankings or page ranks. This system mimics the "democratic nature of the web" or something like that, where each link to a site counts as a vote.

As no one has linked to this blog, how is it found on google? Blogspot is owned by google, so google references all the blogs found there.

This is not democracy!!! This is just like a corrupted government with political agents getting benefits!!! blogspot is a political agent of google which is the governing body!

Politically speaking, this blog should NOT be referenced on google! why is it being given a priviledge that others dont have??

Google is evil...