4 months

4 months of non activity on this blog. Google has tagged me as spam again and i got 3 followers!

Segunda etapa

So I am a medium sized fan of the Japanese Anime Bleach. was late for work for many days because i watched the episodes till late. but lately i havn't been watching the anime, because i reserve my bandwidth to download porn. Wat? I am being honest here people(6).
Anyways, being utterly bored, i clicked randomly on some links and came upon an article abt Segunda Etapa of Ichigo, which means 2nd Bankai or something. Well i had forecasted this since the begining.. Bleach will follow the same path as Dragon Ball.
Initially, Ichigo was a normal japanese emo boy, (in japan, its normal for emos to have orange pointy hair) like the pic above.

Then he got to transform into a shinigami(WOW!!! frowning emo boy with orange hair in a dress, that has got to be a fetish for an old pervert somewhere...), like this :

Refer to the size of the sword, it HAS to compensate for something because japanese guys are famous for their small..hmmm..swords?

Following some episodes, when he got a real beating by the other guys, he changed again when he unleashed his Bankai(a Bankai is like a once-in-a-lifetime hard-on. the kind where u can drill holes in concrete with or with which u can kill people. u wanna see my bankai?leave ur address somewhere, i'll contact u.)
His hard-on form(bankai) made him look like an emo with a suit and a gay sword.(u wanna see my gay sword?) Take a look :



Then came the episodes with the vizards, who r other emo guys that wear masks.Something had gone wrong with the make up. so Ichigo who again got a real beating, joined the new emo guys and turned himself into a gay emo guy with a bone skull and all the fans went WOOOOOOWWW!!!! for a week, there was a lack of tissue paper in japan, and all the guys became partially deaf. if u didn't understand this, go and ask ur mum the relation between tissue paper, turning deaf and emo boys.
This is our favourite emo vizards style :

Cool huh? I use the same color scheme in my appartment : Red White and Black. I should try some orange..

Now for the second bankai.. pics first :

Again very cool. we r heading towards group masturbation amongst bleach fans with this new form. I know one big guy who is going to group masturbate all by himself after seeing this pic. Anyway for you people to fully understand wat happens here, let me explain with something u may relate to.. image u get a real big hard on one day(bankai), and then BAM!!! u get a hard-on on ur hard-on, like a boner to the square and ur balls get covered in somekinda skull mask with spikes coming out. Thats the second form..


U wanna see my bankai?

Une cochonne a lunette

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Avatar: The moral of the story.

Avatar is a beautiful movie with a dumb story line just like pocahontas,the last samurai or over the hedge.

So during the movie, the blue guy lies to the girl, girl becomes furious, bad guys crash/blow up everything, and then blue guy comes back again with a huge bird, blue girl is all waaaaaa_you_got_a_big_bird_its_so_cool_lets_go_for_a_ride and he becomes the alpha male again.

Moral of the story, if you lie to a girl and she is pissed off, go get yourself a bigger car, like a bmw 7-series and she will forget about the lie and will call u BMW-maktu..

GOOGLE Tyranny!!!!

Google/Blogger has marked my blog as SPAM!!!! I'm disgusted! I truly believe that they did that because i have been doubting google's evilness
Here is the message i got:

Your blog is marked as spam

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Your readers are seeing a warning page until one of our humans reviews it and verifies that it is not a spam blog. Please fill out the form below to get a review. We'll take a look at your blog and unlock it in less than two business days.

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"one of our humans"
This is creepy, like i got an automated notice from a spam bot and its says that it has to wait for one of its humans to double check..
To be continued.

Hello from nokia 3310

This is my lighter

drunk brother

@8:30am today my brother's friends came to drop him at my place because he was too drunk to return at my parent's place.
(Hey wow! im giving live feedback abt my life!!! i should tweet!! i should update my facebook/msn/yahoo/gmail/blog display message and lie to my mum abt wat the whole thing.)

testing capability rantings

Tester: I am a social grassroot.
Developper : (Yawns)

Emo is the new male..

While growing up, children should always have a manly figure to live up to. This socialisation process has been effectively done by the mass media.
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In the last decade, something has gone terribly wrong. There is a new breed of man who call themselves, emo boys,who look like this :

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The strange thing is that emo boys,who do look like girls, attract girls who look like girls!
So the socialisation process has gone wrong on both sexes. The girls that are attracted to the boys that look like girls are no longer attracted to the orinal males described earlier..
If emo boys have a baby with emo girls, we will have an emo baby who is very feminine. no worries for a baby girl, but big issue for a baby boy.lol. imagine a baby emo boy :D

What happens if in 20 years time, emo boys become the leaders of our society? What happens if we are attacked by an african tribe with bones in their nose?
Let me tell you what will happen, dear reader who visibly has XTRA loads of time to read my crap :
We will die, because the emo boys leaders will cry and the african alpha males will put their boneS in the feminine emo boys' ass..

Sad world..

The emo boy principle

What if you( a male) are on a deserted island with 3 other persons :

• A girl who looks more manly than u


• A full time lesbian


• An emo boy

If you need to have sex which one will you choose?
--the girl who looks like a man?
No, because she looks like a man. why would you want to have sex with a girl who looks like a man? are you gay?
--the full time lesbian?
No.in your dreams!!that happens only in porn movies. If you,as a man,dont want to have sex with a girl that looks like a man, how can you think that a lesbian would want to have sex with a guy who looks like a guy?
--the emo boy?
sadly yes. Ceteris paribus, this is the only logical choice, because IT is the most feminine THING of the 3.

sad world..

writers wanted

Im looking for guest writers for this blog. The post subjects should be about

• porn


• alcolhol


• women


• mms scandals


• nonsense


• porn


• cars that make a lot of noise


• guys that are not gay but like it when other men look at them


• porn


• the demographic nature of the web


• lazyness


• thing that can be done instead of working, like updating one's blog only when there is a job that has to be completed


• use of spiders in the internet age, should we kill all spiders?

Google is evil...

hello! this blog is on google!!! wow! if you type "blogtorma" in google, it finds posts from this blog!! amazing! I should note that the first suggestion of google is "Did you mean: blogtor "?
As if google is sure that the user who looks for "Blogtorma" is making a typing mistake!

anyway im not an expert in Search engine referencing, but from what i read, a site is referenced on google IF there are links from other sites to the site. no one has linked to this blog. the more the links, the higher the site will appear in the rankings or page ranks. This system mimics the "democratic nature of the web" or something like that, where each link to a site counts as a vote.

As no one has linked to this blog, how is it found on google? Blogspot is owned by google, so google references all the blogs found there.

This is not democracy!!! This is just like a corrupted government with political agents getting benefits!!! blogspot is a political agent of google which is the governing body!

Politically speaking, this blog should NOT be referenced on google! why is it being given a priviledge that others dont have??

Google is evil...

Are all cars chick magnets?

OoooOOOoo NO! not all cars are chick magnets. Lets start with a classic chick magnet :
The bmw m3 :



All women independent of their sexual orientation will love it. fact. if you are a chick or you know a chick who doesn't like this, seek professional help. Hypoactive sexual desire disorder can be cured!



Another classic, the Mercedes. This one is a called Mercedes bullit edition. nice. When u ride this, chicks hurl themselves on the road.

what about chicks that own these cars? more on this in another post...





And now non chick magnet.Word of caution! i said NON Chick magnet. They remain magnets, but for a different species : men who want to impress other men. The particularities of these types of rides is that they all have some sort of bench on the boot. Normally this bench,or spoiler, was intedted for better aerodynamics. But then u have a car with 4 doors that open in 4 different ways, there is no need for better aerodynamics:


Orange and black Subaru impreza with flames on the sides and a big nose on the bonnet and blade thingies on the front and a bench at the back. what happens when u drive in a big pile of fresh dog shit with one of these??? all the shits gets splattered on your lovely flames!!!There is shit everywhere!!! even in your blade thingies at the front! AND IN YOUR NOSE!!!!




evidence number 4: Green honda Civic 4 doors that open in 4 different ways, classic bench on the boot, with a wide opening on the front to suck in more air(OR MOre SHIT WHEN U DRIVE OVER A BIG PILE OF FRESH DOG SHIT!!!!!) Because this car has such an "interesting" door concept, it remains most of the time on the parking lot with all the doors open. So the spoiler at the back is used as a bench where u can sit and gaze at you doors.

Bing boobs

Microsoft let out their search engine to compete with google. My first test on it was to look for the words "big boobs" on their image search :D
Eureka! its like a huge TGP!!!
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=big+boobs&FORM=BIFD#

Hot Winter nights with mutant mosquitoes

Ok 2 things : whats the matter with the winter?? we supposed to be freezing here. Its june. There are no winter sales on pull overs because its still too hot. Its like having a sale on icecream in the south pole. Or paying taxes everymonth and road tax every year and the roads still suck. Road tax should be used as an allocation to people who get their car damaged because of the road.more on taxes later. this winter sucks.its already dark @17:30 and its not even cold. the problem with bad weather is that you cannot blame it on the governement or the police..

2nd thing : whats the matter with the mosquitoes? 2 years back we got an outbreak of chickengunya(dont know how its spelled) thing that made mosquitoes really dangerous. So naturally, the government and the police decided to kill all the mosquitoes with some chemical thing. the aftermath? we got mosquitoes in winter now. its like they evolved in a winter-proof species. now you find them in the fridge sometimes. they say that these mosquitoes will outlive men. I heard that even if there is a nuclear bomb, and all men die,mosquitoes will still live. or i think it was cockroaches.

Usb enabled harming device

we need a new usb device that can harm people physically. It should b somthing like a hammer with a usb cord. I should create that device, market it, and give one to my friends. that device would be activated by a buzz from msn messenger or yahoo and hit the person in the face or on the hand or on the knee. depending on where the person places the device.

This is my blog. Someone said that i had to have a blog because i sometimes bore him to death with my rantings. He says that a blog, like a personal diary that everyone would read, will help me (and him).
Anyways I usually rant when im drunk. So this blog is a compilation of comments made by me and people with whom i drink and get drunk.
So if you are not drunk or high, please do not comment on any of the postings.