Usb enabled harming device

we need a new usb device that can harm people physically. It should b somthing like a hammer with a usb cord. I should create that device, market it, and give one to my friends. that device would be activated by a buzz from msn messenger or yahoo and hit the person in the face or on the hand or on the knee. depending on where the person places the device.

This is my blog. Someone said that i had to have a blog because i sometimes bore him to death with my rantings. He says that a blog, like a personal diary that everyone would read, will help me (and him).
Anyways I usually rant when im drunk. So this blog is a compilation of comments made by me and people with whom i drink and get drunk.
So if you are not drunk or high, please do not comment on any of the postings.